Below Deck: Sailing
I don't do Real Housewives, but I am all about Below Deck. And just to clear it up, I don't actually give a shit about the crew's social dynamic and gossip, I am just so intrigued by their jobs.
While my ideal boat to watch is super yacht Ohana with Kate Chastain, Captain Lee, and Josiah, I am currently settling for Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. And trust me, I am settling. The guests are far less entertaining, and there's not single person on the show who doesn't command a huge eye roll upon entering a scene.
We get it Madison, you're busy! This is not American Idol Georgia, put the guitar down. Parker you are THE worst. Ciara, you deserve WAYYYYYY better than Paget. Jenna and Adam, you are a horrible idea. Byron, stop pretending to be one of these people. And Glenn, you are not a friendly camp counselor, you are the captain!
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