The HBO Max Gossip Girl reboot sucks. 

Like, really sucks. 

Like, I can't believe they spent so much money marketing something, let alone actually released something that sucks so much.

Two half sisters who've never met, have pulled a Parent Trap on their dads to get together and are now being pitted against each other by the Instagram alter-ego of their desperate teacher, who BTW looks younger than her students?! No thank you.

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