Succession

Not even my bizarre affinity for Keiran Culkin could get me into this show. Who knows, maybe if he had had more airtime in the first episode... But such is life. When every character is eye rollingly cringe, and the script itself wants so hard to be a satire that means something, it's a bad combo. Basically, I'd liken it to that mess of a Bernie Madoff movie HBO put out last year. Annoyingly over the top, and empty.

[Photo via @successionhbo]

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