Okay, so you're probably getting paranoid of how creepily accurate The Pattern app is and you can't go on a spiritual quest to find yourself since Burning Man isn't for another few weeks, so a socialite quiz will have to do. Being a socialite is the ultimate career. After all, the only other people whose jobs are to attend parties are Bar Mitzvah hypemen, clowns, and moyles. Plus, you get access to the chicest of soirees and clothing without having to debase yourself by being an influencer. Sadly, you're not a socialite, but at least you can make yourself better by taking a quiz on which socialite you're most like. Click away!
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