104 WTF Thoughts On The "Game Of Thrones" FINALE!

by Stephanie Maida · May 20, 2019

    Well y'all, we did it. It's been eight long years, but now our watch has ended. *Deep exhale*

    No matter what you thought of the final season (and the final episode), we really do have to give this dumb show credit for bringing us all together, week after week, year after year. SORRY, I have to get a little mushy! I mean, this was literally the longest relationship I've ever been in. But now, let's get to this recap.

    To be honest, I came across a few leaked spoilers about the finale beforehand, so not all of the events shocked me in real time. At this point though, didn't we all just throw our hands up and expect to be a little disappointed? It was mostly a happy sign-off for all our favorites (unless you were still really rooting for Dany), and though it may not have been the ending we wanted, it was the one the characters needed (and hey, at least Jon finally got to pet Ghost!).

    Before I desperately start searching for a new obsession to chase away the Sunday scaries, here are my thoughts. 

    1. Wonder if the opening credits are going to show King's Landing IN RUINS.

    2. OK guess not. Let's get this over with.

    3. This must be reaaally awkward for you, huh Tyrion?

    4. OMG look that guy's back! This is horrible I'm actually really mad.

    5. Big Pompeii energy.

    6. Fuck you, Grey Worm. 

    7. Oh I KNOW y'all didn't just pull your weapons out on my man just now. PUT THAT SHIT AWAY.

    8. Poor Ser Davos. He just wants everyone to chill.

    9. Ugh. Grey Worm really had to do it. War, what is it good for?

    10. Where's Daenerys? Does she even feel guilty? 

    11. Wow. Lots of silence. That's how you know it's serious.

    12. Tyrion's really going to look for Cersei right now??

    13. How does he even know they're down there? I mean yeah he told them the escape plan but she could have gotten crushed like ten times on the way down.

    14. OK, this room doesn't look nearly as bad as it should...

    15. Not the hand!!!

    16. Honestly...

    17. All those bricks but that Lannister bone structure survived. Respect.

    18. Peter Dinklage is truly the real MVP of this show. Give him all the Emmys.

    19. Ugh the Dothraki are celebrating!? I hate them all now.

    20. Kill everyone Arya. 

    21. How did Grey Worm get there before Jon?

    22. OK I'M SO MAD AT HER BUT THIS WAS SICK:

    23. Why did they have to do this to me? Why did they have to make me hate the Khaleesi???

    24. Having a dragon as your hype man really adds to your speeches.

    25. Liberated... is that what you're calling it??

    26. I'm sorry did you just say..... the war is not over?

    27. BITCH DID YOU JUST SAY WINTERFELL??

    28. OK yeah she doesn't seem very remorseful.

    29. Tell her, Tyrion!!

    30. AWP the Unsullied know there's about to be some drama. They stopped pounding their spears real quick.

    31. God, Arya, where did you just come from?

    32. Where is Dany even walking to?! Her new rubble?

    33. Jon really has the nerve to ask Arya, "What happened?" YA GIRLFRIEND AUNT HAPPENED, JON.

    34. Gotta hand it to Tyrion, he knows his priorities: wine.

    35. He's realllyyy still saying she's not her father?! DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENED?

    36. "Sometimes duty is the death of love." SAD but yeah, kill her, Jon.

    37. DAMN DROGON, DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

    38. Wow Dany, there it is. The Eames chair of your dreams.

    39. You're really gonna need to hire a construction team now. Can the unsullied lay bricks?

    40. It was really unhealthy how much y'all talked about fallen enemies as children.

    41. Oop, that feel-good story didn't have the effect you thought it would.

    42. Who's doing Dany's braids now that Missandei is gone tho?

    43. "YoU ArE mY qUeEn."

    44. OOF THERE IT IS.

    45. That was a very elegant blood drop.

    46. IT HAD TO BE DONE, JON.

    47. Oh shit, Drogon is not gonna be happy with you..

    48. OK OK MY HEART

    49. Jon why don't you run???????

    50. He knows that throne is responsible for her death. 

    51. THE SYMBOLISM. THE METAPHOR. THE POWER.

    52. He's like, well, gotta go.

    53. Where is he taking her though?

    54. OK, how much time just passed??

    55. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE??

    56. YES SANSA. TELL HIM.

    57. Shut up Grey Worm BRING ME JON

    58. FUCK OFF YARA.

    59. YES ARYA. TELL HER.

    60. Omg, Ser Davos saves the day again. EVERYONE PLEASE JUST CHILL.

    61. Damn, Gendry looks good. How did we not get to see his and Arya's reunion?!

    62. Well, this is awkward. 

    63. Who even is this guy?!

    63. a) Ooooh it's Edmure Tully. The guy whose wedding was being "celebrated" during the Red Wedding. Totally forgot about him. Guess Arya freed him when she killed the Freys?

    64. Sooo embarrassing omg.

    65. LMAO SANSA.

    66. IS GAME OF THRONES REALLY GOING TO END WITH THEM DISCOVERING DEMOCRACY?!!?

    67. Awwww, Sam! You tried. But they're assholes.

    68. Grey Worm is like, you white people are really slow about everything huh?

    69. Oooh that hot little prince lookin' kid is ROBIN ARRYN! Remember? The 12-year-old who was still drinkin' breast milk? *Shiver*

    70. And the dude from Dorne is just here like they weren't just SITTING ON THEIR ASSES IN THE SUN while everyone fought the Night King.

    71. "Nothing more powerful than a good story." Alright, we see where you're going with this. A little too on the nose because, ThIs Is A sToRy. But fine, go ahead.

    72. Bran did literally nothing but OK.

    73. SANSA HONESTLYYYY SO RUUUDEEE

    74. "Bran the Broken" IS THAT REALLY WHAT WE CAME UP WITH GUYS?

    75. He was really like, Girrrrl, you know I know I'm king, BYE.

    76. But YESSS SANSA. YOU THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH BITCH. GET THAT INDEPENDENCE.

    77. But now the whole world is ruled by Starks?

    78. Poor Tyrion has to be hand AGAIIIIN?

    79. THE FUCKING NIGHT'S WATCH?!?!?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS??????

    80. WHY DOES THERE EVEN NEED TO BE A NIGHT'S WATCH?????? wHAAAT Are tHEYY WATCHING FORRRR???

    81. I mean Jon saved the world like twice in a month. And he's the rightful heir to the throne. BITCH HE SHOULD BE KING.

    82. Awww. Grey Worm's going to Naath, Missandei's home where they said they'd go chill on the beach after the fighting. Whatever, bye.

    83. Really Arya's pulling a Christina Columbus???

    84.

    85. Oh I thought Brienne was going to write her own entry but fine, this means she's the next Kingsguard. (The new one writes in the entry for the last one.)

    86. But still...

    87. OHHH A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE!!!!!!!!! WoOoOwW.

    88. Really got a ragtag team of advisers here.

    89. 

    90. Is Bran gonna warg into Drogon right now? And they're not going to show us?

    91. PODRICK'S A KNIGHTTTTT.

    92. Ummm, can we not do this admin stuff right now? BORING.

    93. TORMUND!!!!!!!!!!!

    94. OMG Sansa's Godswood tree gown is so Alexander McQueen.

    95. GETTING EMOTIONAL NOW.

    96. JON'S GONNA DO IT. HE'S GONNA DO IT.

    97. HE'S PETTING GHOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT

    98. HE LOST AN EAR?!?!!?

    99. Arya's really on her way to give smallpox to indigenous people but go off.

    100. QUEEN IN THE NOOOOORTHHHHHHHHH

    101. WAIT SO JON IS THE KING OF THE FREE FOLK NOW. THAT'S MY ENDING AND I'M STICKING WITH IT.

    102. He's gonna settle down with a nice wildling girl and live in the snow with no zombie threats. And he's gonna be happy.

    103. I'M SO SADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NOWWWWWWWWWW

    104. NOW OUR WATCH HAD ENDED *SOBS*

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