The Sad Fashion PR Gay

Examples: Any male employee of Purple PR, KCD, Karla Otto, and PR Consulting

Where they are: Chelsea

Are they adhering to their quarantine? Yes, but he might let this guy from Grindr come over tomorrow

What are they eating? Westville or Village Den

What you will talk about: The cool thing here is, you won’t really have to say anything! He will just talk about how great it is that Soho House is going to give vouchers for food and massages once the virus passes, the disappointment surrounding a cancelled Kim Petras concert, his favorite lines from The Simple Life, and his theories how being on PrEP might make him immune to the virus. And if he’s right, a world with only the gays would be pretty great – so we love it. 

Fun Fact About Them: You two are going to do Ketamine together in Brooklyn someday.

COVID-19 Status: Negative, but not if he lets that Australian guy come over

[Photo via @antoni]

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