The Dark Lord [@Lord_Voldemort7]
Adding some magic (albeit dark magic) to this round-up is none other than the Dark Lord himself.
Harry Potter's number one nemesis has taken a turn towards the cyber cynical in his personal account, which parodies the wizarding and Muggle worlds alike. And even though his ruthless ways were less than popular in J.K. Rowling's fictional world, he has a pretty faithful Twitter following. We're going to chock this one up to his great PR Team, shown here at one of their morning meetings.
Account Description:
"Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart..."
Followers: ~2,271,000
Typical Tweet: August 23
Lance Armstrong stopped fighting the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency & will have his 7 Tour de France medals stripped. They destroyed his horcruxes!
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