The Most Scandalous Political Offspring (In Recent History)

I really don't have enough words to describe how hateful Donald Trump Jr. is, but he truly is the second coming of his father in the most disgusting ways possible. He also clearly has an unhealthy fixation with his dad to the extent where it's not just idolizing him or angling to get a good inheritance when his dad dies. No, Don Jr.'s fixation on his dad is, like, truly creepy. His entire life is devoted to publically lauding Trump to the point where I get emails from him saying things like, "Show Us The Pee Tape, did I make a mistake in trusting you? I thought you would donate to our campaign" or "Show Us The Pee Tape, don't you want to enter to win a dinner with my father?" or my personal favorite, "Show Us The Pee Tape, I was disappointed to not see your name on the list of people who signed my father's birthday card." (I ended up signing the card as "Trump Is A Rapist," so now I get even more emails from them addressing me as such.)

And on top of this homoerotic Oedipus complex, Donald Trump Jr. got aired out for having an affair with Aubrey O'Day, also known as the weakest link and trashiest member of girl group Danity Kane. Literally, she got dumped by DJ Pauly D... there's no coming back from that. She also wrote an entire album (including a song called "DJT"- his initials) dedicated to their affair. The affair only ended because his then wife Vanessa found out about it and had their young daughter call Aubrey herself and tell her to stop having an affair. Look, cheating is disgusting and all of that, but I still think this guy's creepy obsession with his father and doing a lot of his dirty work when it comes to slander, business, and, ya know, Russia, is like, a lot more alarming. 

[Photo via @donaldjtrumpjr]