The Most Scandalous Political Offspring (In Recent History)

When Hunter Biden first made headlines years ago, it was for being kicked out of the military for doing cocaine. At the time, we were all like, "Um, show us a son of a political dynasty who hasn't done cocaine?" (Besides the Romney sons, but they're Mormon and consider chocolate milk to be their drug of choice.) But Hunter's personal drama has escalated in recent years. When his brother Beau passed away of brain cancer, Hunter dated Beau's widow for a year. They broke up because, as it turns out, dating your deceased brother's widow uncomfortably soon after he passes away isn't a recipe for a fairytale ending. Hunter then had a whirlwind romance with a South African model and got married to her after less than two weeks of knowing her, and she got pregnant, like, right away. Oh! And he also fathered a child with an exotic dancer during his new wife's pregnancy and refused to acknowledge that he was the father until he was taken to court. Why do a reboot of Gossip Girl or drag Vanderpump Rules on for another underwhelming season when we can just watch Hunter Biden's life play out in the tabloids?