The Most Scandalous Political Offspring (In Recent History)

Kim Jong-nam comes from easily one of the most corrupt political families on the planet, and yet he remains to be the most salacious of all of them. Why? Because he got arrested for using a fake passport to go to Disneyland in China and is apparently gay (whOoOa). Let's tackle that Disneyland fiasco first: in what world is it worth getting arrested by traveling to a country you're banned from visiting so that you can take a selfie with Mickey Mouse? An adult man having this much of an attachment to Disney alone is quite unsettling. Disney isn't that great, dude, you're just emotionally attached to the franchise either because it reminds you of a time before you experienced childhood trauma or because you're into softcore hentai. But I digress (slightly). Apparently, it's more frowned upon in North Korea to be gay than it is to execute anyone who rubs you the wrong way or to run a tyrannical government that leaves its citizens living in devastating and inhumane conditions. Kim Jong-nam was supposed to inherit his father's title once he passed away as he is the eldest, but he was snubbed because he's for the dudes. I get that North Korea is stuck in a time warp where everything is outdated, but seriously? It's 2020. Let Kim Jong-nam love out loud!