When the misogynist some acknowledge as the President of the United States first came into office, the rallying cry of Women's Marchers everywhere was "Free Melania." As it turns out, the First Lady is not quite the agency-lacking mannequin being held in the White House against her will that we all thought she was. In a new biography, The Art of Her Deal, Washington Post reporter Mary Jordan details the former model's own very capable power plays that have landed her in the FLOTUS seat and confirms that she's able to hold her own against her husband, her step-daughter, and just about anyone else who tries to cross her. And that's not all. Click through for some of Melania's most juicy secrets revealed.

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