On the surface, the Hamptons seem close to normal, but the stories that go on behind the scenes are utterly priceless and often go untold. Thankfully, we have @Hamptonsborn. Created earlier this summer by Joe Schwenk, this twitter handle (which now has over 6,000 followers) hashes out some of the most ridiculous requests and bizarre encounters the Hamptons has to offer. While we wait out @Hamptonsborn to get his own TV show (let's take bets, reality or sitcom??), we have Joe's past tweets to entertain us for now. We've rounded up some of our favorites, so if you're late to Joe's game, you can catch up rather quickly. We bet that Labor Day will bring some insane requests, so tune in for the final chapter of Joe's hilarious saga.