Have your loved ones do your bidding for you
If Kris Jenner is anything, she is humble. Or at least she wants you think that she is humble. So how does this bad bitch show off her insane bod? She has her daughters post her bikini pics because if she does it herself, she'd come off like Regina George's mom in Mean Girls. This is a classic Kardashian move, because remember when Kim claimed North got a hold of her phone and posted this bikini picture of her from 10 years ago? North was 2 years old at the time! She then proceeded to post it on every social media interface she's on. It's also no different than when Lebron James did his bullshit social media cleanse and didn't post his daily workout Instagram vids but instead forced his teammates to post videos of him working out on their own Instagram stories instead. If your attempt at humility is comparable to Kim Kardashian or Lebron James, it means you are one cocky motherf*cker, and I am SO HERE FOR IT.
[Photo via @krisjenner]