Kris Jenner's Guide To Social Media

You're not like regular moms, you're a hot mom. Wear lingerie as streetwear to show off your bod that puts a 20-year-old's body to shame (in your mind at least)! Bundle up in Kanye West tour sweatshirts even though it's 80 degrees out! Yeah, you're technically 61, but your body parts are 25 thanks to plastic surgery! So why not advertise detox teas just like Bachelor contestants, who you totally believe are your peers?

[Photo via @krisjenner]