Be memeworthy
Your presence on other people's social media is equally as important than your presence on your own social media. Actually scratch that, it's more important. Drink wine or do keg stands to your heart's content, give passive aggressive glances that the cameras notice but your children don't, wave around a gun, and be sure to have an ugly crying face! Serving up looks for the memes is very integral to staying relevant. Don't believe me? Consider Space Jam's Michael Jordan and his crying, or dying Snapchat and their hotdog filter!
[Photo via @celeb_memes_weekly]