Show off your social circle

Be sure to let everyone know that you're the reigning queen of the Real Housewives franchise even though you would never sink so low as to actually be on the show. Your "following" list should only consist of blue checkmarks. Even an Instagram famous animal like Baloo the Bear is worth following more than your stepsons or the children of family friends. And obviously, don't post pics with Jonathan Cheban. Yeah, he's verified and you're all over his Instagram, so you might throw him a follow but never a pic because you're not that desperate. 

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