Julia Allison's Brilliant New Dating Service Has 80% Success Rate

by Rachelle Hruska · November 26, 2008

    So our friend Julia Allison (in photo with her adorable and stylish grandmother), has been blogging up a storm about "Wife Fluffers" (you know the girls that are the last in line to date a guy before he marries the immediate next catch, the "pre-wife coach" as Momster Allison calls them).  Poor Julia claims she has been a "wife fluffer" EIGHT times!  "You should turn that into a dating service" says ex-Radar, page sixer Neel Shah.  What do you think? Would you use the service?  The conversation between the two follows:

    Wife Fluffers, the Conversation, Part 2.

    * Neel Shah: Do you know girls that that's happened to multiple times? That seems crazy. * Julia: Uh, yeah. I've been a Wife Fluffer 8 times. EIGHT. * Neel: Shut up. I don't even think you've seriously dated eight people. * Julia: Oh, definitely. More than that. I've had like 10-12 relationships. * Neel: So you're saying 80 percent of the people you date end up marrying the next girl they date after? * Julia: Yes. * Neel: If that's true, you should turn that into a dating service. * Julia: HAHAHAH * Neel: "Looking to get married? Date me first! 80 percent success rate follows!" * Julia: I've finally discovered my life's work.