What's a better career path than being a reality show "villain?" Look, we're not talking an unlovable, cold-hearted Disney queen who is intentionally vicious to whoever gets in her way; we're talking about the kind of "villain" who isn't evil, she's just a bad bitch who does her and is NOT apologizing for it! It's not all about dousing your locks with Sun In and lathering your skin with fake tanner while getting wayyyyyy to drunk off of te-ki-ki in order to gain fame...otherwise all University of Arizona sorority girls would be EGOT winners instead of just ending up on Barstool Smokeshows of the Week or being aired out on The Dirty. Believe it or not, being a reality *STAR* requires talent, and we're here to tell you what it takes.

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