Besides the memes, celebs, and oh yeah, the actual sports stuff (we guess), the only real reason to watch the Super Bowl is the commercials. Ignoring the fact that they literally exist just to brainwash us into buying stuff, they really are just so damn entertaining. We mean, at roughly $5 million per 30 second slot, they better be.

If you want to be up-to-date at the water cooler this Monday, click through for a recap of the commercials everyone's going to be talking about.