We all know those obnoxiously amazing taglines each of the real housewives so elegantly recites at the beginning of each episode. Their own mantra, their abridged manifesto, if you will.
New girl on the reality tv scene, old girl on the actual scene, Tinsley Mortimer's does not disappoint. The brilliant bit?
"A good set of lashes can fix anything…even a mugshot."
Truer words girl. Truer words.
[Photo via @tinsleymortimer]