Which On-Screen Socialite Are You?

I couldn't NOT give a shoutout to one of the most underrated side characters in one of Tina Fey's shows! Your voice makes you sound like you're perpetually 80th in line at the DMV. It's almost like you're having a "Who Is More Monotone?" contest with Aubrey Plaza and Kourtney Kardashian. Head's up: you'll win, and it's the first accolade your father didn't have to buy for you. It's gotten to the point where the only constant female presence in your life is your half siblings' nanny and now that you've turned 18, your father is using your friend group as a dating pool. You are so spoiled that you cannot name a cleaning product.  You grew up with such poor parenting that when you were 4, one of your stepmothers taught you the alphabet backwards to prepare you for your inevitable DUI tests instead of teaching you the regular alphabet, for, you know, kindergarten, and that's why you ended up in special ed for the entirety of elementary school. You solely communicate in emojis. All of this points to you being an idiot, but you somehow got into an Ivy League.

This character is totally underrated, and here's exhibit A:

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