Lucille Bluth
It wouldn't be a legitimate list of fictional socialites if Lucille Bluth wasn't included just like it wouldn't be a legitimate rehab if at least one patient there didn't develop an addiction after being personally victimized by Lucille. Let's dive into it.
Your go-to cocktail to kick off happy hour is a liter of Belvedere and your go-to cheat meal is a Pez dispenser full of Xanax bars. Your ultimate drug, though? Attention. You will go to Lindsay Lohan in-her-heyday lengths to get attention.You will concoct House of Cards level schemes to get attention. You were offered a role to be a housewife on Real Housewives Of The O.C. However, you made Andy Cohen cry, so that offer went down the drain. However, he did buy your bitchy, snide remarks as lines to feed the Vanderpump Rules cast in their confessionals because they're not Machiavellian wordsmiths who can be as brutal as you.
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