Which On-Screen Socialite Are You?

Okay, so on the outside it seems like life was handed to you on a silver  platinum platter: you're rich and attractive, you've got a killer wardrobe, and you're popular in an affluent suburb. Beyond that, your life kind of sucks. You have a mom that is far more interesting than you, you have an emotionally unavailable hot dad who your friends definitely want to sleep with (so that's pretty awkward), and one of your main love interests ends up killing you and the other main love interest is actually only 5'8. I cannot tell you which is worse. 

So it makes sense that you're constantly brooding. However, you are one of the most attention-seeking people on the planet besides your mother, who I mentioned before is far more interesting than you. You will throw bitchfits at galas that your family attends for attention, but that's only because your mother did something more scandalous to elicit attention in the first place. You stay in a toxic relationship with your first boyfriend because it gets you popularity since he's hot and attention because you get to constantly throw temper tantrums and manipulate your friends into babying you. Oh, yeah? Well your mom one-upped you by having an affair with said boyfriend. I truly believe you faked your own death and will come back to life for the attention, but you will be gutted when you realize your mom stole the spotlight by replacing you with another kid and is now sleeping with your soulmate's dad. Also, one time outside The Jane you asked my editor for a cigarette. Please stop encouraging my editor's cig habit, thanks. 

All insults aside, Mischa Barton is surprisingly not that bad on The Hills revival and I'm excited to see what her future holds for her. 

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