Kim Kierkegaardashian [@KimKierkegaard]
Kicking things off on this kountdown (which is really a round-up, but we couldn't pass up the opportunity to Kardashify this sentence) is none other than Miss Kim Kardashian
, er, make that Kierkegaardashian. This Twitter account is perfect for People Magazine readers and philosophers alike (and those who fall into both categories!). Each pseudo-intellectual post presents one part descriptions of a lux life, one part rumination on life itself. Muse away.
"The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian."
Do you know that there comes a midnight hour when everyone must throw off his mask? Are you not terrified by it? No fake lashes today.