Kim Kierkegaardashian

Kim Kierkegaardashian [@KimKierkegaard]
Kicking things off on this kountdown (which is really a round-up, but we couldn't pass up the opportunity to Kardashify this sentence) is none other than Miss Kim Kardashian, er, make that Kierkegaardashian.  This Twitter account is perfect for People Magazine readers and philosophers alike (and those who fall into both categories!). Each pseudo-intellectual post presents one part descriptions of a lux life, one part rumination on life itself.  Muse away. Account Description:
"The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian."
Followers: ~52,000 Typical Tweet: August 2
Do you know that there comes a midnight hour when everyone must throw off his mask?  Are you not terrified by it?  No fake lashes today.
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